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https://twitter.com/local__celeb/status/1812647703962079503
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I don't know
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https://twitter.com/liekitisnot/status/1774992844677341379
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Yikes, she reminds me of my sister's kid. Moooo
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https://twitter.com/waziot/status/1787530294192492821
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https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/nobody_ever_went_broke_underestimating_the_intelligence_of_the_American_people
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I made a conscious effort to find more local, sane people to follow on bluesky. It's basically a hugfest where I rejaculate skeets. I try to spend most of my day not posting anything unless it really moves me. I don't know about anyone else, but …
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Sorry for your loss Chris. The nice thing about having a selective memory is having a bit of control over what gets forgotten.
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@Rufus said: Would you hit that? not before I ate her old puss until she begged for it
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I'm considering going trans and getting a uterus implanted just so I can be the first trans woman to get an abortion I will be rich!!!
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I went out for drinks tonight with a girl I used to ride the bus to school with. I can still smell her on my clothes. I'm so fucked lol
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idk I might hit someones popcan pipe if they offered
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Trying to get a thought out on Twitter has been really helpful. I hated the character limit at first, but after a few years I'm looking for a site that only allows posts that would fit on a bumper sticker.
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I used to love making reference jokes, but since I quit watching tv and movies I realized anyone who hadn't seen Monty Python back then must have thought I had brain damage.
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I now think it's ok to ask women to show their tits, because apparently that shit actually works sometimes
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@Clme said: @joshy said: Just marking time until everyone's kids move out and Facebook dies so this place can start hoppin' again, with posts about prostate checks and the best adult diapers... Holy crap you're probabl…
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dae remember hugs? it's been years
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this meme is fire clme I love you
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It's only crazier if you watch the news. I ignore the shitshow and the people from my little town do the same dumb shit they've always done. Nothing has fundamentally changed except the lack of editorial control we grew up with.
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Armored Sloth ... wonder what it tastes like
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dang thing looks like a badger fucked an artichoke
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I liked the half baked theory about the lab worker selling test animals to the market, but if the release was intentional it would be sloppy and stupid to just squirt some out the back door of the lab in your own country.
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They beat a cop to death with a fire extinguisher but are now claiming they didn't know they couldn't do that. Also attempting to blame antifa for infiltrating the group and doing all the bad stuff.
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Don't get me wrong, they 100% asked for this and it was extra funny to hear McConnell lamenting about there being two versions of the truth. But, what is going on here? https://twitter.com/TaylorTwellman/status/1346951893176569858
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I was watching his tweets get edited/deleted in real time today. They were weird tweets to be sure, but he wasn't calling for blood. Cops let the people walk in, and walk back out again. https://twitter.com/KirkWrites79/status/1346936420997292038…
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weird_SoundCloud https://chxdsk.ltd/video