Boy Sues His Parents for Naming Him Gaylord
That is a name I haven't heard since working in a warehouse. Where they are the names of a particular type of large container. But yes, lots of jokes.
They could have at least made up some bullshit like "We named him after the founder of Earth Day" (Gaylord Nelson).
The main character in the film 'meet the parents' was called Gaylord Focker...
Woman expecting yoga mat, gets $400,000 in illegal drugs in mail instead
Wild boars rampage through German town
Montreal man fined for singing C+C Music Factory too loud in his car
There's a Damn Good Chance Your Neighbor Thinks Chemtrails Are Real
Five people found naked after Nisku crash arrested. Police call it 'quite an investigation'
"RCMP believe that drugs and/or alcohol are a contributing factor to this collision..."
Gee... Ya think?
"The four women and one man were taken to hospital with undisclosed injuries. "
I don't know what sort of game this guy was playing, with four naked women, but I'm intrigued.
The cops are saying the crash isn't accidental.
Man picks knife fight with neighbor, wears porn magazines as body armor
Well, not like they're good for much else anymore... unless the internet is out.
Detroit police officers fight each other in undercover op gone wrong
"We're told top brass doesn't plan to comment on this until next week."
...when they finish beating their heads against their goddamn desks. :-)
2 accidentally shot at church during church shooting discussion
A Navy pilot drew a penis in the sky. It’s not the first time something like this has been investigated.
Man finds car 20 years after forgetting where he parked it
They use a stock image of a Chevy Citation when they are describing a Volkswagen Passat. :-(
I mean, I know its a fluff piece, but for some reason that bothers me.
Surgeon admits marking his initials on the livers of two patients
See, he is supposed to do it with the stitches like all the others! That way the scar tissue is visible to everyone!
I suppose it could have been worse... he could have marked a big dong on the livers instead.